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Re: Eurovision 2018

Postby slarty » Sat May 12, 2018 8:39 pm

Worst shit yet - did estonia think it was Impractical Dress of the Year or summat?

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Re: Eurovision 2018

Postby slarty » Sat May 12, 2018 8:40 pm

Sounds like there's been a mistranslation of crampon

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Re: Eurovision 2018

Postby slarty » Sat May 12, 2018 8:43 pm

ffs seems like it's still the mid 70s in Norway

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Re: Eurovision 2018

Postby Ianovich » Sat May 12, 2018 8:44 pm

Norway - he just needs a slap

What a boring horrible coont

Looks like a dick sounds like a dick 0/20

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Re: Eurovision 2018

Postby Ianovich » Sat May 12, 2018 8:45 pm

Portugal

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

0/20

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Re: Eurovision 2018

Postby slarty » Sat May 12, 2018 8:47 pm

Those eyebrows have a life of their own

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Re: Eurovision 2018

Postby slarty » Sat May 12, 2018 8:48 pm

The song never even started :lol:

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Re: Eurovision 2018

Postby Ianovich » Sat May 12, 2018 8:53 pm

Annie Lennox uses Oil of Ulay?

2/20

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Re: Eurovision 2018

Postby slarty » Sat May 12, 2018 8:54 pm

That's it! I was trying to figure out who she reminded me of

Forgettable

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Re: Eurovision 2018

Postby slarty » Sat May 12, 2018 8:56 pm

Don't think that dress could be fixed more firmly to the interviewer's tits if they used six inch nails

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Re: Eurovision 2018

Postby Pottster » Sat May 12, 2018 8:56 pm

Too much to take for the stage invader :injured1: :blind:

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Re: Eurovision 2018

Postby Ianovich » Sat May 12, 2018 8:58 pm

Serbia must have more goths than any other country on the planet :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Eurovision 2018

Postby slarty » Sat May 12, 2018 8:59 pm

That woman sounds in pain

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Re: Eurovision 2018

Postby Ianovich » Sat May 12, 2018 8:59 pm

The blonde hits the fappability scale?

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Re: Eurovision 2018

Postby Ianovich » Sat May 12, 2018 9:00 pm

He is wearing Yorkies shoes :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Serbia 1/20

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Re: Eurovision 2018

Postby Ianovich » Sat May 12, 2018 9:00 pm

Ginger German alert

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Re: Eurovision 2018

Postby Ianovich » Sat May 12, 2018 9:01 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :shock: :shock: :shock: :WTF: :WTF: :WTF: :WTF:

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Re: Eurovision 2018

Postby Ianovich » Sat May 12, 2018 9:03 pm

Germany 2/20

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Re: Eurovision 2018

Postby slarty » Sat May 12, 2018 9:03 pm

Oh ffs move on, gingar with a daddy fixation,. What more could you ask for?

Plagiarism? Yeah ok

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Re: Eurovision 2018

Postby Pottster » Sat May 12, 2018 9:04 pm

Ianovich wrote:Ginger German alert

Adolf Sheeran :lol:

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Re: Eurovision 2018

Postby slarty » Sat May 12, 2018 9:05 pm

Ianovich wrote:He is wearing Yorkies shoes :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Serbia 1/20


I missed them, three clogs I guess

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Re: Eurovision 2018

Postby Ianovich » Sat May 12, 2018 9:06 pm

Albania

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Just unfrozen frm the early 70s

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Re: Eurovision 2018

Postby Pottster » Sat May 12, 2018 9:06 pm

Albanian Cat Stevens :salute2:

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Re: Eurovision 2018

Postby Ianovich » Sat May 12, 2018 9:07 pm

And lead singer of killers

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Re: Eurovision 2018

Postby Ianovich » Sat May 12, 2018 9:07 pm

Keeping the slappers off camera

1/20

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Re: Eurovision 2018

Postby slarty » Sat May 12, 2018 9:08 pm

The guitarist looks like he's escaped from an aussie band, and thunderthighs from a weight loss clinic

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Re: Eurovision 2018

Postby Ianovich » Sat May 12, 2018 9:10 pm

Lithuania 40/1

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Re: Eurovision 2018

Postby Ianovich » Sat May 12, 2018 9:10 pm

Anyone daring to sing in French deserves all they get

Especially with that nose ....

1/20

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Re: Eurovision 2018

Postby slarty » Sat May 12, 2018 9:11 pm

:tumble: :tumble: :tumble:

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Re: Eurovision 2018

Postby Pottster » Sat May 12, 2018 9:12 pm

French Ooh La La?.....non... Ooh FFS!

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Re: Eurovision 2018

Postby Pottster » Sat May 12, 2018 9:14 pm

Fresh Prince of Prague, it's getting worse :lol:

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Re: Eurovision 2018

Postby slarty » Sat May 12, 2018 9:15 pm

Thar's like ab ad or winner of a school songwriting comp

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Re: Eurovision 2018

Postby Pottster » Sat May 12, 2018 9:17 pm

Ginger Jesus supported by Game of Thrones ensemble
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Re: Eurovision 2018

Postby slarty » Sat May 12, 2018 9:18 pm

There ya go yani - gingar beard to tickle your thighs

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Re: Eurovision 2018

Postby slarty » Sat May 12, 2018 9:19 pm

They must have raided Lisbon's homeless for those outfits


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