Hare and Tortoise 20-21

[Yorkshire Exile]

Yorkies Tortoise Andy Moores 768
White Simon Ingram 712
Bisleys Tortoise Paul Stringer 677
FLANK'S TORTOISE Frank FARRUGIA 672
Devilsweep Tortoise Andrew Jones 629
Timmsy Tort Neil Timms 617
RINKY TORTOISE Andrew Hailey 581
Chambo Tort Neil Timms 546
weeman tortoise Glyn Petrie 537
Clammers Torti Jennie Thorpe 529

Yorkie just biding his time until a genuine threat emerges...


Clammers takes the news of being last well

[Maldini]

Thanks for accepting the new account and cheers Yorkie. :)

[Yorkshire Exile]

Pre Xmas update

Not long to use those Hare transfers - need to be on 9 or less by 31.12.2020 - screenshots please

Yorkies Tortoise Andy Moores 1045
White Simon Ingram 980
Bisleys Tortoise Paul Stringer 951
FLANK'S TORTOISE Frank FARRUGIA 924
Timmsy Tort Neil Timms 920
Devilsweep Tortoise Andrew Jones 846
Chambo Tort Neil Timms 804
weeman tortoise Glyn Petrie 775
RINKY TORTOISE Andrew Hailey 732
Clammers Torti Jennie Thorpe 698


At the top Yorkie has opted for cruise control having been distracted elsewhere by the promise of serious loot in Sky and Fanteam. Won't give up this prestigious trophy without a fight.



In mid-table thinks he is now going well - but the surgery on his tortoise is going to require changing 12 players


Clammers bringing up the rear - flying the flag for female competence in the fantasy football arena




Good luck - have a good Xmas - peace to all men (and you Jen!)

[Yorkshire Exile]

Right folks time for the hare counts at or below 9 before 31.12.20

Hoping my hare can be top 100 before its inevitable plummet....

[timmsy]

[Yorkshire Exile]

Weeman


Safe to say he has clocked it up

[Yorkshire Exile]

Henke

[timmsy]

[Maldini]

[Yorkshire Exile]

Schlocky

[timmsy]

Yorkies Tortoise Andy Moores 1366
White Simon Ingram 1268
Bisleys Tortoise Paul Stringer 1240
FLANK'S TORTOISE Frank FARRUGIA 1221
Timmsy Tort Neil Timms 1200
Chambo Tort Larry Chambers 1127
RINKY TORTOISE Andrew Hailey 1003
Clammers Torti Jennie Thorpe 990

Exciting update no change in table whatsoever

[Yorkshire Exile]

Sweep has made a transfer accidentally in his tortoise

The field thinning through natural selection. If any field with me, schlocky and timmsy can be called thin.

[Clammers]

I still need to make 1 more transfer in my Hare.
It'll make all the difference, I'm sure....

[Yorkshire Exile]

your tortoise is perhaps the worst in the history of the game



but at least you beat sweep

[Maldini]

[Clammers]

[Clammers]

Plenty of changes to come in the Tortoise!

[Yorkshire Exile]

Calling rinky.....

[Yorkshire Exile]

Tortoises are go

[RINKY]

Usual emai sent.. Happy New year everyone.

[Yorkshire Exile]

Rinky

[Yorkshire Exile]

Yorkies Hare Andy Moores 1524
Bisleys Hare Paul Stringer 1406
White Simon Ingram 1387
FLANK'S HARE Frank FARRUGIA 1379
Timmsy Hare Neil Timms 1346
Chambo Tort Neil Timms 1254
RINKS HARE Andrew Hailey 1128
Clammers Hare Jennie Thorpe 1106

So 2 fallers in the first half of the season

Sweep and weeman misunderstanding of the rules leaves them having to console each other


Meanwhile at the top Yorkie is cruising


mid table chambo and timmsy continue their bromance


clammers adjusts herself to try catch rinky

[Yorkshire Exile]

Yorkies Hare 1829
Bisleys Hare 1779
FLANK'S HARE 1692
White 1689
Timmsy Hare 1672
Chambo Hare 1623
RINKS HARE 1482
Clammers Hare 1377

Apologies for lack of updates - just be glad you're not playing centurions...

So the tortoise have cracked but its business as usual at the top as Yorkie chills..... and Timmsy wonders how he has nicked his car..




At the bottom end it's just becoming embarrassing for clammers who has already set her sights on next season....




In mid division Flank thinks copying Si is going to bring him glory

[Yorkshire Exile]

Yorkies Hare Andy Moores 2366
Bisleys Hare Paul Stringer 2251
FLANK'S HARE Frank FARRUGIA 2168
Timmsy Hare Neil Timms 2165
Green Simon Ingram 2161
Chambo Tort Neil Timms 2092
RINKS HARE Andrew Hailey 1848
Clammers Hare Jennie Thorpe 1816


The internet has nearly run out of gifs of fat men looking smug such is Yorkies dominance of this league. Tim Bisley now has nearly 100 points on Schlocky in third - who is closely pressed from behind by both Timmsy and Henke. Sounds very much like the FanFooty Xmas Pissup in London.


Yorkie laughs in the face of the competition




Tim Bisley attempts to keep up end in disaster

[timmsy]

good of you to do the quarterly update

[Yorkshire Exile]

[Maldini]

Blew a load of transfers to try an keep you honest. Made some good inroads...

...back where I started now.

[Yorkshire Exile]

I've got 28 left in my tortoise still...

Hare has one or two injuries though - just trying to see that one out

[timmsy]

Yorkies Hare Andy Moores 2559
Bisleys Hare Paul Stringer 2457
Timmsy Hare Neil Timms 2418
Chambo Tort Larry Chambers 2368
FLANK'S HARE Frank FARRUGIA 2355
Green Simon Ingram 2343
Clammers Hare Jennie Thorpe 2026
RINKS HARE Andrew Hailey 2006

So the big news until we get

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Is Clammers overtakes Rinks

Meanwhile Flanks inevitable slide begins

[timmsy]

Yorkies Hare Andy Moores 2677
Bisleys Hare Paul Stringer 2593
Timmsy Hare Neil Timms 2545
FLANK'S HARE Frank FARRUGIA 2521
Chambo Tort Larry Chambers 2495
Green Simon Ingram 2484
Clammers Hare Jennie Thorpe 2135
RINKS HARE Andrew Hailey 2084

It's inevitable

Flank stages a comeback

Clammers leaves Rinky trailing

[Yorkshire Exile]

no 2nd place for me in this...

[timmsy]

If you manage to come second you can have your own Wikipedia page

[Schlocky]

[timmsy]

Yorkies Hare Andy Moores 2770
Bisleys Hare Paul Stringer 2667
Timmsy Hare Neil Timms 2642
FLANK'S HARE Frank FARRUGIA 2620
Chambo Tort Larry Chambers 2596
Green Simon Ingram 2585
Clammers Hare Jennie Thorpe 2199
RINKS HARE Andrew Hailey 2180

[Yorkshire Exile]

Yorkies Tortoise Andy Moores 2840
Bisleys Tortoise Paul Stringer 2733
Timmsy Tort Neil Timms 2698
FLANK'S TORTOISE Frank FARRUGIA 2673
Chambo Tort Neil Timms 2657
White Simon Ingram 2629
Clammers Torti Jennie Thorpe 2267
RINKY TORTOISE Andrew Hailey 2211


Lockdown getting to Yorkie in terms of barbers - but keeping foot on the gas




Rinky looks to have thrown the towel in as Clammers motors past