If he were an animal...

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If he were an animal...

Postby Zool » Wed Jun 25, 2014 5:28 pm

he'd be put down

Whilst most of the criticism of Suarez's latest misjudgement is totally justified, I've read some really weird shit of late on the subject and I'd thought I'd post this here.

The quote at the top I read was written by at least two Man U fans so I'm going to have to make an appropriate comparison in this mini-analysis. Firstly, let's get one thing straight, scientifically at least, it's no major error to say all of mankind are animals. Even Karen Carpenter was. :lol: So, I assume the persons quoted were referring to non-human animals and thinking more specifically of domestic animals such as dogs.

And we're a nation of dog lovers aren't we (until they shit on football pitches)?

So, to Utd fans:

If Roy Keane was what you refer to as an animal, would he have been put down a lot? Would you say? Like every other week? I'm not accusing him of biting of course. But if he were an 'animal', he'd have been a pretty mean one all the same, albeit through unorthodox methods. It can't be denied - what was that Norwegian's name?

So, I guess like Luis Suarez, Roy Keane's fortunate that people don't normally consider him to be a domestic animal. And that's just two footballers. With the Internet pretty much ruled by hypocrits, I have to assume I'm not the only one to have thrown a punch (or two) in my life. Though I did stop biting when I was a nipper (pun only half-intended). :grin:

And half the people who end up in A&E over the years, were probably in need of medical help as a direct result of violence. That's a lot of victims and a lot of perpetrators. Suarez's victims don't seem to come off that badly in comparison.

I even read of some guy's 'view' that it was completely vile what Suarez did. What, like paedophilia, bestiality or rape?

So, ultimately, I just hope adult Internet users can behave like adults, forget their fave-team biases and discuss what should happen to Luis, rationally.

UNLESS, humour is OBVIOUSLY intended.

Apologies for being sensible.

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Re: If he were an animal...

Postby Col » Wed Jun 25, 2014 6:01 pm

Latest misjudgement ... :lol: :lol: :lol:

He has no judgement, absolutely no self control. The guy's a fuckin lunatic, and those who even hint at defending him aren't far from it either.

Defending the indefensible, you coonts have no shame ...

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Re: If he were an animal...

Postby Zool » Wed Jun 25, 2014 6:12 pm

It wasn’t as if Suarez bit a child, say experts.



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Re: If he were an animal...

Postby Zool » Wed Jun 25, 2014 7:27 pm

Trying to make the best of a sad situation, this made me laugh:

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Re: If he were an animal...

Postby viddleodge » Wed Jun 25, 2014 7:57 pm

binky wrote:whats with the title anyway........if


i thought it was a thread where we checked if our avatars matched our online personas :beglee:

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Re: If he were an animal...

Postby viddleodge » Wed Jun 25, 2014 8:20 pm

notes from the bilderberg group just coming in, hot off the wire;

hannibal suarez, like a lot of top footballers is an a-type meathead.
like an elite stuntcock at moneyshot time, his role is to knob them in at will, which he has done supremely for the last year or two.
goals = money
so we don't want to punish too bad.
vladimir was roaring on the blower a few moments ago.
seems he read a thread on fanfooty.co.uk where non 'pool fans were getting chaffed about chewy's character flaw
tarnishing his juggernaut goalmachine reputation.
then he donned his zenit petersburg full kit and tangoed with his custom luis realdoll replace-a-word parodying 'jealousy at the oasis' :grin:

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Re: If he were an animal...

Postby Ianovich » Wed Jun 25, 2014 8:50 pm

On a slightly different note - Dawn Porter - hot or not ?

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Re: If he were an animal...

Postby notbigsheff » Wed Jun 25, 2014 8:58 pm

i would :agree1:
although when i just checked one i'm thinking of she came up as Dawn O'Porter?
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Re: If he were an animal...

Postby Col » Wed Jun 25, 2014 8:59 pm

If you were allowed out ... :P

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Postby notbigsheff » Wed Jun 25, 2014 9:01 pm

:titter: :lol:

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Re: If he were an animal...

Postby Ianovich » Wed Jun 25, 2014 9:04 pm

notbigsheff wrote:i would :agree1:
although when i just checked one i'm thinking of she came up as Dawn O'Porter?



That's her she put the O in there when she got married :lol: :lol:

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Re: If he were an animal...

Postby Schlocky » Wed Jun 25, 2014 10:47 pm

if i was an animal i would be a human

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Re: If he were an animal...

Postby Ianovich » Wed Jun 25, 2014 10:51 pm

Schlocky wrote:if i was an animal i would be a human



You would be a Pygmy Shrew

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Re: If he were an animal...

Postby Schlocky » Wed Jun 25, 2014 10:59 pm

and you an aborigine who's been everywhere

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Re: If he were an animal...

Postby AVIT75 » Sat Jun 28, 2014 5:14 pm

i love how two man united fans making these comments (out of about 4 billion :lol: ) can set off a scouser :Goal: only liverpool fans would find him the victim

comparing roy keane and cantona :lol:

one question, if you had the choice of being
a) being kicked in the dick
b) punched on the dick or
c) being bit on the dick

which ones worse? and i dont mean a nibble :lol:

if you sent your kids to school and found out
a) they hit a kid
b) they kicked a kid
c) they bit a kid

which ones worst? bearing in mind they have been punished before as well?


as you can tell im totally on suarez(*P.O.T.Y) side






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Re: If he were an animal...

Postby Ianovich » Sat Jun 28, 2014 5:37 pm

Freddie Mercury never used to bite Brian May

I rest my case :coffee2:

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Re: If he were an animal...

Postby Zool » Sun Jun 29, 2014 1:36 am

AVIT75 wrote: only liverpool fans would find him the victim



:lol:

Firstly, I've got to politely decline the opportunity to take your survey. I think the questions are leading and a little unfair. :OFFS:

Regards the quote above, avit, other than finding him the victim of the dumbest analogy on the Internet (and we're talking a LOT of dumb analogies on the net), can you find anywhere else where I've claimed him to be the victim / innocent since the incident?

I'm pretty sure I've been quite thorough in expressing my disappointment regards his assault on Chiellini but please let me know if you still disagree.

:Goal:

The latest from one corner of the Internet apparently is that Suarez is to blame for one England fan biting the ear OFF another England fan whilst in the general vicinity of STAN COLLYMORE.

Now, just as you can't blame all wife battery on Stan Collymore (since the Ulrika days and certainly prior), you can hardly pin the blame on Suarez for this incident. The perp could just as likely have had a Tyson complex at the time, as a Suarez one!

Must. stop. being. sensible. :confused:

HTH

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Re: If he were an animal...

Postby Zool » Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:59 am

Spit-roast the coont!




* I mean the orginal sense not the more modern meaning


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Re: If he were an animal...

Postby Col » Sun Jun 29, 2014 11:56 am

Thing is tool, it's only now that you and your ilk have worked out he's a wrong 'un. Coonts like you have been backing him whatever and even having the gall to insist that he was somehow the victim of injustices. You were all convinced he was reformed and that Liverpool were responsible for changing him. In my opinion he hadn't altered a bit and only his goals and your 'successful', cough, season was disguising it.

Now you keep coming on here quoting whoever, with the latest one apparently herr bunker from the darkside even though he was obviously linking him to the England fan losing a bit of his ear in jest. I realise linking that tit with humour is tenuous to say the least but come on ffs ...

You're a clown, and he's a fuckin worthless, loopy twat. It's that simple.

HTH. :whatever:

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Re: If he were an animal...

Postby Zool » Sun Jun 29, 2014 3:24 pm

Has someone been feeding the monkey?

Nice change of avatar, anyway, 'col'. Thing is, nobbie, you generalise too much. Where've I said he was a reformed character (regards biting people)? And I think the world knows where I stand on the racism / handshake incidents (which ARE totally unrelated to his mandibular mayhem).

I also think you're giving Dr Bunkum a little too much credit. Half the people posting extreme nonsense appear to be deadly serious. Aren't you when you write half the crap you write?

It was a bit gross. It wasn't his first time. But some of the reaction has been positively girly.

And the buck stops with the governing bodies, as i've already said. Issue him with an ultimatum that he'll never forget, and he'd soon stop (and let everyone know, so the precedent will be set). If he didn't stop, ban him for life and LFC would probably sue him for his fortune too. But that's too fair / too much like common sense?

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Re: If he were an animal...

Postby Muppet » Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:29 pm

Does anyone know if FIFA have the option to increase the ban in the event of a frivolous appeal :hmmm:

He deserves more for the brain-dead reason he gave, lost his balance causing pain to his teeth etc :Hi-Guy: :oldgit:

Credit to the Liverpool fans I've seen & heard who have clearly stated they want him gone :clap2: To any other Liverpool fan who comes out with infantile excuses, hang yer fking head in shame & shut to fk up :whatever: :oldgit:

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Re: If he were an animal...

Postby Ianovich » Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:36 pm

If that Colombian bird was an animal (in my mind she is) she would be a turkey

Gobble gobble gobble

No means yes ... yes means anal

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Re: If he were an animal...

Postby Muppet » Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:41 pm

Ianovich wrote:If that Colombian bird was an animal (in my mind she is) she would be a turkey

Gobble gobble gobble


It might taste like a prawn but have some mouth-wash handy just in case :titter:

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Re: If he were an animal...

Postby Col » Sun Jun 29, 2014 10:33 pm

Image

Pity he didn't try biting Victor ...

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Re: If he were an animal...

Postby EdBull » Mon Jun 30, 2014 7:17 am

He'd have been safe. Don't think I ever saw Big Vic connect with a volley.

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Re: If he were an animal...

Postby Zool » Mon Jun 30, 2014 11:10 am

FIFA's just a bunch of old sons of bitches!

:lol:


What is wrong with that nation!

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Re: If he were an animal...

Postby mancdave » Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:33 pm

Should have got a samsung

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Re: If he were an animal...

Postby viddleodge » Tue Jul 01, 2014 4:41 pm

it's a sweet kiss from fanny mcbride in fantasy budgets too as with being so pricey at the start, now that money is freed up to spend elsewhere.


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